You’re about to read texts written by secondary two students. They had to invent something that could change people’s life.
House work machine helper
You never have time to do your homework, to cook, to go to school… Maybe someone will do it for you or you could buy the house work machine helper. Developped by me and patented last month, it’s perfect for you if you don’t want to move. Imagine the time that you will save if you buy it.
Even if you are a couch potato, the machine can cook, do your homework and go to school at your place. So, if you need more time to play video games or to sleep, buy it now. Maybe you think that it’s over the top, wacky or far-fetched but no, everybody is satisfied and they call to have another one. If you buy one now, you will have one month to return it. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, I will personally refund your money or try to find a way to make sure you are satisfied.
For only $19,95, you will have this original invention and the gift of your choice. You can choose between 50% off or a second machine to give to a friend. But wait, if you call now at 888-777-6666, you will pay $9,95 and you will have two machines and a free gift. Available also at Canadian Tire, Rona, BMR and on Ebay.
Albert Einstein said a day, »Necessity is the mother of all invention ». He was right because you don’t always have time to do your homework or you don’t know how to do it, but there will be no problems if you own this device.
Written by Alexandre Henry, 2B
Like Einstein said, «Necessity is the mother of all inventions». It’s true, because all the inventions we use every day were created because of a necessity. Many inventions are created to improve our lifes, like cars, microwaves, electricity… But, we need to create original and practical inventions, like the new Geekgum!
This new gum was created to help people who have difficulty at school, and it’s offered in many flavors : understand new subjects easily, succeed at exams, know all the answers while during homeworks. So, you can be a genius all the time, only if you have a lot of money, because the Geekgum is very expensive : 100$ by gum! It costs an arm and a leg, because you mustn’t overuse it. It’s only for emergencies.
You will think it’s disgusting : The Geekgum is created from nevrons of monkeys because they are very intelligent. But to improve the taste, aritificial flavors are added : cherry, banana, strawberry, grape, bubble gum, etc. so if you really want to be a genius, you just have to don’t forget how this gum is made.
Finally, all the people like to chew gum, but during school,you can’t do this. Only if it’s the new Geekgum! So shake a leg, and go buy this revolutionary invention.
Written by Justine Coulombe, 2C